The Hypo-Chondri-Cat

(1950)

Starring Hubie & Bertie
Claude
Directed by Chuck Jones
Story by Michael Maltese

Premise

The one in which Hubie and Bertie take advantage of Claude’s fear of catching cold. Featuring Stan Freberg as Bertie.

Quotes

Hubie: Look at im, Boit. He's toinin' green!

Bert: Whaddya mean, Hubie? He ain't toinin' green!

Hubie: Qu-iet, stupid! I say he's toinin' green!

Bert: I get it! I get it! I get it! Yeah! Look at 'im! He is turnin' green!

Hubie: Look at 'im now! He's toinin' poiple!

Bert: Hey, Hubie, let me pick the next color! Huh? Huh, Hubie?

Hubie: Okay.

Bert: Eh, let's see now. Eh. He's turnin', em, he's eh...eh... He's turnin' plaid!

Hubie: Don't overdo it.

Hubie: He wasn't such a bad cat, was he Boit?

Bert: No, no, sure, sure.

Claude: Hiya, fellas! What jumps? What goes on? What— (sees gravestone) Eeeeep!!

Hubie: Too bad the operation wasn't a success, eh Boit?

Bert: It sure was, it sure.

Claude: Don't cry, fellas! I'm not dead! See? Here I am! Ta-da!

Hubie: I can almost hear his dear voice.

Bert: Yeah, just like he was alive already.

Claude: But I am alive! Alive and frisky! Look at me, see? See how alive? And... and... frisky?

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