Bugs: Oh, eh— eh—I-just-remembered, previous-engagement, I-must-be-going, my-apologies-to-Mr.-Bogart, matter-o’-life-and-death, unavoidable-ya-know, gotta-go.

Bugs: (Sticks head through door from dining room) One lemon meringue-go pie!

Elmer: One wemon mewingue-go pie coming up! (Prepares pie) Pick up pie!

Bugs: (Enters from dining room, picks up pie, exits) Roger! (Enters from dining room, hits Elmer with pie, exits) Your pie, sir! (Enters from dining room) One banana cream pie! (Exits)

Elmer: One banana cweam pie coming up! (Prepares pie) Pick up pie!

Bugs: (Enters from dining room, picks up pie, exits) Roger! (Enters from dining room, hits Elmer with pie, exits) Your pie, sir! (Enters from dining room) One coconut custard pie with whipped cream! (Exits)

Elmer: One coconut custard pie with whipped cweam coming up! (Prepares pie) Say, you know what I think? I think that's the wabbit. Well, he who waughs wast... Heh heh heh... Pick up pie!

Bugs: (Enters from dining room) Rogerini!

(Elmer throws pie, misses. Offscreen hit)

Bogart: (Enters kitchen, dripping with custard and cream, grabs Elmer by collar) Why did you hit me in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream?