King: Columbo, the world she's flat.

Columbus: The world, she's a-round.

King: She's flat...

Columbus: Look, king, she's a-round like-a the apple-a.

King: She's flat like the panca-ake.

Columbus: Pasta fazool! She's a-round. She's a-firm. She's a-fully packed. She's a-round like my head!

King: (Hits Columbus with a mallet) She's flat like your head.

Columbus: (muttered expletive) A bis-que tortoni.

Columbus: Oh, cacciatore! Belladonna! Antipasto!

Bugs: In spades!

Columbus: Who's-a the wise-a guy?